Autism’s Coffee-less Bitch

Well, my ability to multi-task like a maniac has slowed down a bit. I feel like a plant. I just sit here, taking up space. If I could release oxygen into the environment, I’d say I’d be able to name myself as some crazy new plant species. Probably a weed.

I have, however, taken to cooking. And guess what I found? A little present from my husband. Was he trying to tell me something? Yes, I believe so. It’s called Skinny Bitch in the Kitch. Although I’m not skinny, I am a bitch. The recipes are super healthy and I’m lovin’ them. Maybe I’ll even lose some weight. Then, I can be Autism’s Coffee-less Skinny Bitch in the _________. Insert your choice from the following: Kitch, ARC, or Doctor’s Office. Well, let’s not get carried away…I do love my food.