My birthday is coming up. Well, if I were celebrating, it’d be coming up. I know all of my family and friends will be out scurrying around at the last minute, frantically searching for unique gift ideas (um, sure).
I’m going to spare you the search. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I’m deserving of an apron and pill hat. This must not be the general consensus, because I’ve yet to receive one. Now you know. I’m a domestic goddess in disguise. Would you like a cocktail with that, dear?