I did an at-home sleep study a few nights ago instead of the dreaded sleep center test (much less invasive and could be equivalent to slamming your hand in a door instead of your whole arm). They called today and said I didn't have sleep apnea anymore. Good news. The bad news is that based on my survey, the doctor suggests I get tested for narcolepsy. Now, I know for a fact that I've never fallen asleep in an upright position. Well, that's not entirely true, but I can say that I've only gone from consciousness to unconsciousness in 2.75 seconds when a great deal of alcohol was involved.
Now that I'm pregnant I'll have to come up with another reason to lose consciousness in the middle of a sentence or even when eating a donut. Narcolepsy it is, then.
Cheers to you, narcolepsy. And f&@k off, CPAP machine.