The Brady Bunch Doesn't Have Nothin' On Us...

Here's the story of a tired lady,
who was bringing up a directionally-challenged child.
He was following the footsteps of his gender,
His aim was really quite wild.

Here's the story of a boy named Hayden,
Whose literal thinking got him in a mess.
When the mother told her son to go and urinate,
He dropped his pants and in a vent he went to piss.

Till the one day when the lady smelled a great stench,
On her hands and knees she sniffed, just as a hunch.
Only then she found the urine in the air vent,
That's the way we all became the Crazy Bunch.

The Crazy Bunch, The Crazy Bunch,
That's the way we became the Crazy Bunch.