sacrifice [sak-ruh-fahys] noun, verb, -ficed, -ficing. Catching your child’s poop when the Comprehensive Stool Analysis’s Ziploc bag won’t open.
I earned a crown for Heaven today. It's day three of Hayden’s stool test. That means it's ready to ship off. I HAVE to get it shipped tomorrow so the results will be back in time for my phone consult with his doctor. I was attempting to check my email today when I heard my son yelling something about wiping his tail. I ran down the stairs (yes, apparently pregnant women can ‘get it’, too). Hayden was already perched on the toilet, desperately trying to hold it. He knew he was supposed to poop in the French fry looking container that Doctor’s Data sent me. I hurried as much as I could, but the bag that contained the French fry holder wouldn’t open. In a desperate attempt to save the stool from the toilet water (this would render it useless), I did what any Autism Warrior would do. I caught that shit with my bare hands.
God bless us, Autism Warriors.
The trophies they give us are never big enough!!!
ReplyDeleteWell done!
You're right...it's amazing what you'd do for your child. lol. :)
ReplyDeleteYou are WOMAN!
ReplyDeleteYou definately earned that trophy!! Way to save the stool!!!
ReplyDeleteOuch!
ReplyDeleteYou definately earned it with this. What we do for our kids.
ReplyDeleteon a day I was sure I'd never laugh again....
ReplyDeleteWell done!!!
Oh yeah, of course you did. No question. We have to cuz we never know when the next opportunity to get a stool sample will come to pass. I get it.
ReplyDeleteYes, us Autism Warriors do amazing things!!! You go girl!
ReplyDeleteonly a mother of a child with autism would understand!
ReplyDeleteI love it :) We will do just about anything for our kiddos :) Hope your doing good today!
ReplyDeleteyou ROCK!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks guys. :)
ReplyDeletewow, well done!
ReplyDeleteHappy SITSmas from Cairo!
You definitly deserve the Super Mom Award!
ReplyDeleteI'm stoppin' by from SITS, wishing you a and yours a Merry Christmas, as well as becoming a followering.
I'd also like to feature you on my blog. I've already got December covered, let me know if there's a particular month you'd like to be featured or I'll just link back to ya when I get you up there. :) toni.carrigan@yahoo.com
http://carrigansjoy.blogspot.com/
You deserve that award :D
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas ~
Coming from the SITS :D
Yes the fun in catching poo. we pull out the potty chair for this occassion. I have two autistic boys. Coming in from sits
ReplyDeleteYou deserve an award, a medal, and a huge cash prize for that one!
ReplyDeleteOmg, that is priceless!
ReplyDeleteStopping by from SITS. Wow...I'd say you definitly deserve some kind of award for that!!
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