Sunday, December 27, 2009

Would You Like An Internal Enema With That?

Have you ever had the shit kicked out of you? I wonder if that's common during pregnancy? I ask because I'm fairly sure the baby is going to empty the contents of my colon with one more swift kick in the ass like I've been getting. She's breech, the little rebel.

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14 comments:

  1. It must look like one of those sensory squeeze things!

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  2. I understand, Crystal. When I was pg w/ my twins, I had one kicking me in the a-double-s and one kicking me in the ribs at the same time.

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  3. ahh the breech babes, mine is also! And I can totally sympathise with you. She was kicking in such a horrid spot the other night that my butt was wobbling (yes, even more than normal ;) ). I love feeling her move, really I do and I know i'm going to miss it as soon as she is out, but shesh, its NASTY sometimes!

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  4. Oh you poor thing! Hey look at the bright side, if she's continues to kick you might actually poop which was way more than I could do during my pregnancies...seriously thought those kids would die of fecal poisoning...Ok, well that was lovely wasn't it??? Hang in there!

    Thanks for stopping by Ma, What's For Dinner! Glad I got the chance to come check out your little pad! I'll be back soon for sure!

    Alex aka Ma What's For Dinner?
    www.MaWhats4Dinner.com

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  5. Hi Crystal. Had to laugh at your picture and post -- after a million years, I can still summon up that feeling ;>). Thanks for visiting FT-L. Life here is very calm and probably kind of boring compared to yours, but come back any time you want to relax. Happy New Year -- I hope it is a good one for all of you.

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  6. Ahhhhh, that takes me back. Ah ha ha. The dude turned around a week before I went into labor. He was breech FOREVER. At least it felt like it!

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  7. my twins gave me heaps too. one head butted my bladder and one my ribs my sympathy to you.

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  8. Ok first of all, you are adorable and I only hope that I might look that great when I'm pregnant.

    Secondly one of my good friends just went through pretty much the exact same thing. Thank god she's due in like 3 days.

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  9. Hope the baby slows down a little. Do breech babies kick more? I don't know much about that.

    Good luck with your new baby.

    Thanks for stopping by my blog. :)

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  10. Oh, she has time to turn. Weird as it may sound, I miss that feeling of having a little baby wiggling around in my belly. Now it's just fat like Santa Lol!

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  11. Yikes, that sounds so not fun! (Your post still made me laugh though, sorry!)

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  12. she's a tough one. most babies just go for the bladder. she's stepping up her game.

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  13. But at least you look good! ;) Hope the baby goes a little easier on you real soon!

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  14. Hi, I linked to you on my blog today.

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