Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Would You Like Some High Fructose Corn Syrup With That?

Dear A & W,

First off, let me take the time to personally give you my regards, one finger at a time. Months ago, I read that high fructose corn syrup has mercury in it. Since then, I've banished it from my diet. However, in a late night attempt at a root beer float, with my mouth already watering for this decadent treat, I was made rudely aware of your choice of fillers. Now, isn't that special.

You've personally offended me on SOOO many levels.

In closing,
A pregnant lady whose craving has not been met

2 comments:

  1. ok so i know this was a serious post but your witty edge cracks me up. I can't believe how much high fructose is out there its actually kinda scarry

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  2. I have been reading about this for awhile now. What is scary is that even a trace amount of mercury is toxic so what if a person is eating a diet with a lot of items that contain HFCS? All those "trace" amounts can start to add up. Just couple that with someone who has impaired methylation.....scary.

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