Here's a little piece of advice, folks. There is no such thing as "rockin' your mini-van", unless you're referring to movement. You're no longer cool. You now belong to the club that I'm a part of: Old Age. Please don't put wheels, tinted windows, or mechanical devices that make your piece of shit bounce around from here to Kentucky Avenue...onto your mini-van.
P.S. The only exception to this rule really isn't an exception, it's called a VW Van. Period.