So I'm standing in front of the sink today, doing the dishes that procreate before my very eyes, and I realize I'm smiling. Unlike Rachel Ray, who smiles in the kitchen too damn much (1), I rarely find myself doing much of anything with a pleasant look on my face. It's sad to say, but my life is often just that.
Anyway, in addition to my smiling incident at the sink (2), I found myself (3) driving down the road, pumping away, and to top it all off, I was laughing (4). Here's my question. What the hell has gotten into me? Is the government putting happy pills in the chemtrails again? Whatever it is, I'll have another...
1. What the hell is she smiling about? It's not one of those 'spaced out' vacant smiles. This bitch is really smiling. My guess is it's probably related to a man.
2. No, I won't tell you what I was smiling about.
3. Yes, I say 'found myself' too much.
4. The guy in the car next to me probably thought I was on crack. And no, I won't tell you what I was laughing about.
haha! whenever josh joins me in cooking he says in his best Rachel voice, "Don't forget the EVOO" and he takes every opportunity he can to say "EVOO" over and over again....it was funny at first, now he's just becoming annoying ;)
ReplyDeletelol! Rachael Ray and Oprah have that sadistic "come with me.. i am your leader" smile!! Also, i just googled Sweet pea... he was adopted.. so cool i remembered that! Waiting to see your babes pic!!
ReplyDeleteHeather, that cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteYes, Rachael Ray and Oprah are two peas in a pod, while we're on the topic of Sweet pea. Interesting about him, I love Popeye. :)
I just saw your blog, and really like it. Keep the work
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