Sunday, October 10, 2010
Literacy, My Boobs, Questionable Taste in Music, and My Boobs
Well, I'm all for early literacy. Kids need to learn to read, people. But, let's not practice on my God-awful-expensive-overly-priced library books. I found Hayden drawing all over The Metabolic Typing Diet. At least he has good taste.
In addition to my library book woes, my boobs look like bulls eyes. I don't mean to be graphic here, but breastfeeding is not for the faint of heart. If you want to surrender yourself to your babe for a year or so (which I adamantly believe you should), get ready to suck it up. Your boobs are not your own. Or anyone else's besides the baby, for that matter.
And what's up with my taste in music? I'm the only person who has Eminem and Frank Sinatra together on an iPod. Maybe it's because they both sing (well, past tense for Ol' Blue Eyes) about real shit. None of this Bieber-Fever-Baby-Baby-Baby-Ooooh mess. I wanna hear about lust and rehab and alcoholics and trailer parks and someone with problems worse than me.
Did I mention my boobs are sore?
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Hey, you got the book! What did you think? Before Hayden destroyed it that is. Sorry about the boobs. They bounce back, eventually...sorta, kinda....okay, they'll never be the same but will eventually be some hybrid of what they once were and are now. Now you know. Hugs!
ReplyDeleteFirst off, kudos to you for the whole breast feeding thing for a year. My boobs betray me and don't allow such things. But, even if they did, I'm just not sure I have it in me for a WHOLE year. Anywho....I think you'd like my husband, 'cause he'd totally have Eminem and Frank together. And finally, my toddlers are OBSESSED with the Biebs, so we listen to that freaking song allllllllllllll day long (or at least the whole time we're in the car). Just sayin.
ReplyDeleteI really like the book. I'm still reading it, but I'm going to try it. It's pretty detailed, so it'll take me a while to "get it". :)
ReplyDeleteI like to think of us as "eclectic" or "eccentric," depending on the level of crazy I'm feeling at the time. ;) I, too, have Eminem and Frank Sinatra on my iPod, as well as Tito Puente. How's that for some variety? Life's too short to listen to one kind of music, go one way, and have only one personality! Live it up, girl!
ReplyDeleteAs for the boobs, can't help you there, but I know a few good plastic surgeons who can. ;)
Oooh, plastic surgery...I'll start saving up. :)
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