Saturday, December 4, 2010
FYI: Tampons cannot be used as parachutes. Menstrual pads are not swiffer substitutes. I tell you these things because apparently you need to know them.
Unfortunately, I watched a commercial today that carried the warning of "dramatization". I suppose some poor soul honestly thinks maxi-pads can take on the form of lounge chairs and umbrellas. Because that's what happened in the commercial. It's sad to think Stayfree might receive a call from a confused gentleman who wonders why an arsenal of 'overnight protection with wings' won't hold up in a good thunderstorm (God, let's at least hope it's a man who would make this assumption).
This puts the word 'sheeple' into a new light for me.
Thanks. I appreciate that.