Pregnancy underwear scares me. And this isn't some random thought that floats around in my head. I haven't finally flipped off the deep end. That thought flashes like a warning sign across my brain, because I know soon, I'll need to be fitting my extra large ass into a pair of them. I am pregnant again.
Let's get real here. It looks like I'm funneling Pabst's at an alarming rate. Past pregnancies, I've had a clear baby bump. Now, I just have a gut.
My goal for the future is to patent a maternity underwear that isn't big enough to live in, but does have a waistband large enough to make a WWE wrestler's belt look small.
By God, those f'ers won't roll down, will they?
This is hilarious! Pregnancy underwear is scary stuff! I've already had to buy some and it's surreal when I pull it out of my drawer because I can't imagine that it will actually fit me. Of course it does and that's MORE scary. And see...this is my first pregnancy and I just look like I've acquired a rather large beer gut quite quickly. Some times it looks like a pregnancy belly and other times I just look fat. =) ???? *sigh* XO
ReplyDeleteNicole, you're TINY! I bet you're a gorgeous pregnant lady. :)
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