Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Who Farted?



Hayden is learning well. Today, he 'broke wind'. This was no poot. It could only be described as quite a ferocious fart.

He looked around. When he was sure everybody was staring (and honestly, after that fart, everybody was), he said in his most exasperated voice, "What was THAT?"

I am proud to say Hayden can now place blame. Wonder if that's a skill in his ABA workbook?

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

He Just Keeps Talking



I always wanted Hayden to talk. What kind of mother wouldn't? Something deep inside told me that one day, he'd never shut up. Well, that's where we're at now. His back and forth communication still pretty much sucks, but by God, he's talking. And talking. And it continues from sun up to sun down.

Usually it's about things that he's heard on that God forsaken Mr. Rogers show, but lately, public outings have been interesting. The other day, he managed to embarrass me twice in one store. He walked by some lady and said, "How's it going, Toots?"

Then later, as a toddler had what I can only guess was an exorcism (or possibly a tantrum), he looked at him and said, "You're a bad, BAD girl."

Well, at least he got the first half right. I didn't have the heart to correct him, on either account.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Happy New Year



But, one can dream...