Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, This Card's From Hayden, So F#%$ You

As a parent of a child with autism, I sometimes wonder what Hayden will grow up to become. Perhaps he'll recover and go on to find a cure for autism. Maybe he'll become a professor since he's good at bossing people around.

Tonight I learned what he's NOT going to become. I can say with great certainty that Hayden does not have a future as a Hallmark card designer. You see, his grandfather had surgery yesterday. As Hayden spoke with his father about the situation, I heard him say, "I talked to Pappow today. I told him, 'Don't worry, you're sick.'"

Concern, yes. A way with words, no. Anyway, get well soon, Pappow.